Singapoora-la

chronology/ rather my WORK calender:
Feb 2009 - Sept 2009 ---> KK is bored at work cos thr is no work
Sep 30th, 2009 ---> kk is goin to singapore for WORK
oct 1st - Present ---> KK is bored at work cos thr is no work

i-la in singapoora-la, the land of i dunno wat-la... the only unique thing-la is singlish-la.. wot i mean-la is that it is a mixture of english and whatever they used to spk here-la.. all u have todo-la is to spk fast english and add la @ the end.. yes-la they speak faster than how indians speak-la.. for all the la's they add, ppl are actually very good la and friendly too la.. i am obviously over-exaggerating.. no not abt the ppl-la.. am overexaggerating about the la's-la.. In india in all my jobless hours, i used to blah-blah-la.. here all i do is la la la.. And think abt it-la, only in singapore-la u get to be an indian apart from sachin who gets to say Ai-la and doesn't look stupid or gay-la... More about singapore coming-la.. just wait for it la.. I can't blv i am abt to press the publish tab-la.. i ain't so cheesy-la..

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Office Attyachar -1

the employees quail in fear. The scourge of disha which was sent to mumbai is back, Turkmenistan has sent it's emissary to india. It's official now, they won't take him. India has warned it will nuke Turkmenistan in response. But coming to the bigger picture, it was only this morning when i was peacefully sitting in my suite doing my usual chores when i heard that dreaded shreaking laugh and guess what followed, wait for it.. wait for it.. "Arrrayyyy Bhhhaiii". A mere mortal that i am, i jumped out of my seat and shouted, " sachin!!! woh aagay.. Bhaagoo".. But i seriously dunno wat magic it is or wat game he played with me, instead of sachin, i see a 105kg rohit sitting on the chair next to me and it responded something like "Kyyyaaa baat hai kk" in his musical elvish tone. Beat that chaps,, (rohit x 2) in one suite with poor me. Without wasting a moment, i headed for the door and saw many more rohtanas, men and women included. Even the Vatika Havaldar had become a female rohtana. and then i felt like i was drowning until vj came and rescued me. It was the baddest, meanest dream in all of my lifetime.. God doesn't play it fair.. he'll pay for tis some day.. Following vj's wakeup call, i somehow consoled myself rohit doesn't come unless he comes and with some optimism i headed for the office.. God wasn't done with me yet, rohtana is indeed in my suite, speaking rather shouting with all his exuberence, to all his relatives and and more beings as unfortunate as me.