Office Attyachar -1

the employees quail in fear. The scourge of disha which was sent to mumbai is back, Turkmenistan has sent it's emissary to india. It's official now, they won't take him. India has warned it will nuke Turkmenistan in response. But coming to the bigger picture, it was only this morning when i was peacefully sitting in my suite doing my usual chores when i heard that dreaded shreaking laugh and guess what followed, wait for it.. wait for it.. "Arrrayyyy Bhhhaiii". A mere mortal that i am, i jumped out of my seat and shouted, " sachin!!! woh aagay.. Bhaagoo".. But i seriously dunno wat magic it is or wat game he played with me, instead of sachin, i see a 105kg rohit sitting on the chair next to me and it responded something like "Kyyyaaa baat hai kk" in his musical elvish tone. Beat that chaps,, (rohit x 2) in one suite with poor me. Without wasting a moment, i headed for the door and saw many more rohtanas, men and women included. Even the Vatika Havaldar had become a female rohtana. and then i felt like i was drowning until vj came and rescued me. It was the baddest, meanest dream in all of my lifetime.. God doesn't play it fair.. he'll pay for tis some day.. Following vj's wakeup call, i somehow consoled myself rohit doesn't come unless he comes and with some optimism i headed for the office.. God wasn't done with me yet, rohtana is indeed in my suite, speaking rather shouting with all his exuberence, to all his relatives and and more beings as unfortunate as me.